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Episode 43 - Black Belt Strapped and Throwin' ...

The Gnarlax have been asking more and more often about martial arts. It's probably because they've finally started watching Jackie Chan movies. Tobes and Jesse have on Judo Master Vaughn Rey, but how does one throw your opponent in zero gravity? Special thanks to Jacob Lowrey!

Episode 43 - Black Belt Strapped and Throwin' Down with Vaughn Rey
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Episode 42 - Needing Some Space to Grow with ...

Tobes and Jesse got an email from this weeks guest very formally requesting to be on the show. Fran has a special message to send out to the Gnarlax and they're the only ones who can help find her true identity. Special thanks to Julie Marchiano!

Episode 42 - Needing Some Space to Grow with Fran
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Episode 41 - The Ceaseless Skittering Within ...

When nature creeps in at the seams, when you find yourself cowering in the corner with a tennis racket, when the furry terror gnaw at your mind, there is only woman fighting back: Lyn Sears, animal control expert. She has much to teach Tobes, Jesse and Gnarlax alike. Special thanks to Molly Kearney!

Episode 41 - The Ceaseless Skittering Within the Walls w/ Lyn Sears
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Episode 40 - The Answer to Life, the Universe ...

Whaddup Gnarlax! This episode is special like brownies! Cuz Tobes and Jesse can only think of one man to help ring in this sweet, sticky holidank: their best bud Squirrel! You know why they call him Squirrel? That dude loves trees, na'mean?! Special thanks to Chris Higgins!

Episode 40 - The Answer to Life, the Universe and Everything with Squirrel
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Episode 39 - Three Dudes, A Mic, and a Pizza ...

Tobes and Jesse have on guest Twercules to let the Gnarlax know what is going on in "da club."  Things fall apart; the center cannot hold. Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world. Special thanks to Brandon Kieffer!

Episode 39 - Three Dudes, A Mic, and a Pizza Place w/ Twercules

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Episode 23 - Thoreau-ly Enjoyable w/ Waterfall Schneider

Episode 23 - Thoreau-ly Enjoyable w/ Waterfall Schneider

Tobes and Jesse learn alongside the Gnarlax as they delve into a topic that they are unfamiliar with: camping. Guest Waterfall Schneider teaches these two city boys (and countless aliens) about going out into nature, living deliberately, and cutting the power cord to commune with the trees. Special thanks to Kaitlyn Grissom!

Episode 22 - The 69th Law of Robotics with Dr. Karey Anne Mason

Episode 22 - The 69th Law of Robotics with Dr. Karey Anne Mason

This week on Gnar Talk Radio, Tobes and Jesse teach the Gnarlax about the horrifying world of robotics. Dr. Karey Anne Mason is our guest and we cover all aspects of the cute, metallic destruction that we are slowly building for ourselves. Special thanks to Kelly Opalko!

Episode 18 - Chekov's Hate Speech w/ Rummington Crams

Episode 18 - Chekov's Hate Speech w/ Rummington Crams

This week Tobes and Jesse teach the Gnarlax about the wonderful art of acting. Their guest, master thespian Rummington Crams, opens up about his experiences and just how tough it is to live inside the mind of an actor. Frankly, it seems like a real mess of a time. Special thanks to Joe McMahon!

Episode 13 - Soft but Strong w/ Cilantro Tooney

Episode 13 - Soft but Strong w/ Cilantro Tooney

Join Tobes and Jesse as they get back into the swing of things after their highly successful book tour. They're joined by guest expert Cilantro Tooney to teach Gnarlax and Humans alike about the gigantic business that nobody is talking about: Toilet Paper. We take a glimpse into the industry that everybody shits on. Special thanks to Atra Asdou!

Episode 8 - All Cards Eventually End Up in the Graveyard w/ Roosevelt Coolidge

Episode 8 - All Cards Eventually End Up in the Graveyard w/ Roosevelt Coolidge

Tobes and Jesse meet with internationally ranked Magic: The Gathering player, Roosevelt Coolidge. We teach the Gnarlax all about the perils and health risks that come with being a professional table top gamer. Special thanks to Norm Holly!

Episode 5 - Normal, Every-day, Human Dating w/ Trey Whitesmith AKA "White Mystery"

Episode 5 - Normal, Every-day, Human Dating w/ Trey Whitesmith AKA "White Mystery"

Tobes and Jesse invite dating expert Trey Whitesmith AKA "White Mystery" onto the show to teach the Gnarlax and the world about the wonders of modern, human dating. Swipe right to get down with this episode. Special thanks to David Philips.