Worst Contact August 17, 2016 Worst Contact Episode 16 - Can't Get Lost If Your Map is Blank w/ Tim Clearwood aka Johnny Conquest Worst Contact August 17, 2016 Worst Contact Tobes and Jesse show the Gnarlax broader scope of Earth living. They sit down with explorer, and noted wanderer, Tim Clearwood aka Johnny Conquest. Johnny Conquest has never been lost. He's seen it all. Special thanks to Kevin Gerrity! Cover Art designed by Loren Egeland