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Episode 43 - Black Belt Strapped and Throwin' ...

The Gnarlax have been asking more and more often about martial arts. It's probably because they've finally started watching Jackie Chan movies. Tobes and Jesse have on Judo Master Vaughn Rey, but how does one throw your opponent in zero gravity? Special thanks to Jacob Lowrey!

Episode 43 - Black Belt Strapped and Throwin' Down with Vaughn Rey
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Episode 42 - Needing Some Space to Grow with ...

Tobes and Jesse got an email from this weeks guest very formally requesting to be on the show. Fran has a special message to send out to the Gnarlax and they're the only ones who can help find her true identity. Special thanks to Julie Marchiano!

Episode 42 - Needing Some Space to Grow with Fran
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Episode 41 - The Ceaseless Skittering Within ...

When nature creeps in at the seams, when you find yourself cowering in the corner with a tennis racket, when the furry terror gnaw at your mind, there is only woman fighting back: Lyn Sears, animal control expert. She has much to teach Tobes, Jesse and Gnarlax alike. Special thanks to Molly Kearney!

Episode 41 - The Ceaseless Skittering Within the Walls w/ Lyn Sears
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Episode 40 - The Answer to Life, the Universe ...

Whaddup Gnarlax! This episode is special like brownies! Cuz Tobes and Jesse can only think of one man to help ring in this sweet, sticky holidank: their best bud Squirrel! You know why they call him Squirrel? That dude loves trees, na'mean?! Special thanks to Chris Higgins!

Episode 40 - The Answer to Life, the Universe and Everything with Squirrel
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Episode 39 - Three Dudes, A Mic, and a Pizza ...

Tobes and Jesse have on guest Twercules to let the Gnarlax know what is going on in "da club."  Things fall apart; the center cannot hold. Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world. Special thanks to Brandon Kieffer!

Episode 39 - Three Dudes, A Mic, and a Pizza Place w/ Twercules

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Episode 41 - The Ceaseless Skittering Within the Walls w/ Lyn Sears

Episode 41 - The Ceaseless Skittering Within the Walls w/ Lyn Sears

When nature creeps in at the seams, when you find yourself cowering in the corner with a tennis racket, when the furry terror gnaw at your mind, there is only woman fighting back: Lyn Sears, animal control expert. She has much to teach Tobes, Jesse and Gnarlax alike. Special thanks to Molly Kearney!

Episode 34 - The Sounds of Irony with Robert MacCleff

Episode 34 - The Sounds of Irony with Robert MacCleff

Tobes and Jesse have been getting quite a few questions from Gnarlax regarding the nature of music and its importance to Earth culture. To dig deeper into the subject, they meet with composer and musician extraordinaire Robert MacCleff. The irony comes from faulty audio equipment and the shortcomings of their new intern Charlie. Sorry for the audio, we're making Charlie work on it. Special thanks to Jake Dewar!

Episode 32 - And When I Hit the Ground I Woke Up with Garmen D'Argento

Episode 32 - And When I Hit the Ground I Woke Up with Garmen D'Argento

Gnarlax have been sliding in the DMs with several questions regarding the nature of dreams. Those swirling shifting spaces right behind our closed eyelids. To navigate these murky waters, we've brought on dream interpreter Garmen D'Argento to help us see clearly. Special thanks to Hobert Thompson!

Episode 31 - Sweeping the Board with Dr. Lorenz Canard

Episode 31 - Sweeping the Board with Dr. Lorenz Canard

With the Holidays barely in the past, Tobes and Jesse have been getting quite a few questions from the Gnarlax on the nature of board games. They are joined by Dr. Lorenz Canard to move their education past "Go!" They then pay their guest $200. Special thanks to Tyler Jackson!

Episode 24 - Young and Pretty; the World is Your Coachella w/ Jillian Marciano

Episode 24 - Young and Pretty; the World is Your Coachella w/ Jillian Marciano

Tobes and Jesse teach the Gnarlax about the wonderful world of self medication! They have on their former classmate and noted beautiful person, Jillian Marciano, to talk about the mental health benefits of micro-dosing. Oh, and Jesse gets his feelings hurt. Special thanks to Carly Ballerini!

Episode 22 - The 69th Law of Robotics with Dr. Karey Anne Mason

Episode 22 - The 69th Law of Robotics with Dr. Karey Anne Mason

This week on Gnar Talk Radio, Tobes and Jesse teach the Gnarlax about the horrifying world of robotics. Dr. Karey Anne Mason is our guest and we cover all aspects of the cute, metallic destruction that we are slowly building for ourselves. Special thanks to Kelly Opalko!

Episode 18 - Chekov's Hate Speech w/ Rummington Crams

Episode 18 - Chekov's Hate Speech w/ Rummington Crams

This week Tobes and Jesse teach the Gnarlax about the wonderful art of acting. Their guest, master thespian Rummington Crams, opens up about his experiences and just how tough it is to live inside the mind of an actor. Frankly, it seems like a real mess of a time. Special thanks to Joe McMahon!

Episode 13 - Soft but Strong w/ Cilantro Tooney

Episode 13 - Soft but Strong w/ Cilantro Tooney

Join Tobes and Jesse as they get back into the swing of things after their highly successful book tour. They're joined by guest expert Cilantro Tooney to teach Gnarlax and Humans alike about the gigantic business that nobody is talking about: Toilet Paper. We take a glimpse into the industry that everybody shits on. Special thanks to Atra Asdou!

Episode 8 - All Cards Eventually End Up in the Graveyard w/ Roosevelt Coolidge

Episode 8 - All Cards Eventually End Up in the Graveyard w/ Roosevelt Coolidge

Tobes and Jesse meet with internationally ranked Magic: The Gathering player, Roosevelt Coolidge. We teach the Gnarlax all about the perils and health risks that come with being a professional table top gamer. Special thanks to Norm Holly!