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The Hoffman Chronicles, Vol 2, Episode 25: ...

It’s lunch time and our heroes are scattered to the wind, trying to save Gerbbi and Rory from the clutches of HR. While Tory tries to remember who she is, Agnes and Maxwell set off to find out the extent of Gerbbi’s (alleged) crimes, and Stuart heads off for his side quest at Chimera Software. Will our heroes be able to save those closest to them before they face the scorn of an HR inquisition? Will Tory be able to break free from the allure of simple life of record keeping, or will she fall into a spin off show we’re calling ToryVision? Will Agnes and Maxwell be able to mount a defense for Gerbbi, or did they already intimidate all the witnesses and destroy all the evidence, as good guys are want to do? And will Stuart make his meeting? And what office cultures will he discover deeper in the office of Chimera? Find out if they ever get to enjoy their lunches in this exciting episode!

The Hoffman Chronicles, Vol 2, Episode 25: Lunch & Order: Split Party Unit
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Desks & Dayjobs
The Hoffman Chronicles, Vol 2, Episode 24: No ...

Hello dear listeners! Our heroes are hot on the trail of the mysterious corporate spy and they have a solid, well thought out plan to capture him while he eats his lunch. Surely our heroes won’t get distracted as they split to cut off the spy’s escape from the stairwell! That’s not the kind of people they are! Just kidding, they pretty much do that immediately in this thrilling episode filled with stairwell sneaking, Records room raiding, and prisoner taking! Will Agnes and Maxwell be able to stomach each other’s company, or will the smells of lunches on the other companies’ floors lure them off-track? Will Tory and Stuart’s attempt to lead on Mama Storybrook lead them to the K files, or will it lead one of them into a trap? And what’s up with Gerbbi’s solo mission? Find out in this exciting episode of “Files & Folders”!

The Hoffman Chronicles, Vol 2, Episode 24: No (Fire) Escape
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Desks & Dayjobs
The Hoffman Chronicles, Vol 2, Episode 23: A ...

Welcome to 2021 and welcome back to Thursday, dear listener! Our heroes are still on the hunt, looking for the mysterious corporate spy they hope will derail Mr. Holder’s plan to terminate one of their co-workers. As Special Projects makes their way to the Sales floor to hunt for their strangely forgettable prey, Tory marches down to HR to demand the release of her brother from their punishing anger management training. As Tory nat-1s herself into the clutches of Mr. Kammen, will she be able to make a deal with the self-described Pharaoh of Forms to free her twin? Can the Special Projects group find anyone who’s seen the strange spy, or is the whole point of invisibility that you can’t see the invisible person? Find out in this exciting episode!

The Hoffman Chronicles, Vol 2, Episode 23: A Know Too Guy
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Desks & Dayjobs
A Miracle on NPC St. 4: We Wish You a Merry ...

Ho ho ho! Seasons Greetings, dear listeners! It’s time for our Holiday episode! If you thought a RPG podcast that pretends to be in an office had become a fanatical concept in 2020, wait till you hear us pretend to be at an in-person company holiday party! In this year’s exciting secret Santa, our heroes once again gather in the third floor bedroom to enjoy some cookies, beverages, and camaraderie before turning against each other in the gift exchange. Get ready for a cookie-munching, mulled-wine-pounding, no-holds-barred festive free-for-all!

A Miracle on NPC St. 4: We Wish You a Merry Meatstick
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Desks & Dayjobs
The Hoffman Chronicles, Vol 2, Episode 22: GD, ...

Greetings, dear listeners! Desks & Dayjobs is back! Our heroes awake from their busy Wednesdays tired, hung-over, and ready to spring into action to stop the sinister machinations of Mr. Holder. Get ready for a day filled with mystery, intrigue, and coffee, dear listeners! Prepare to see the effect of hat promises made, and see if they’re hat promises kept!! Steel yourself against the threat of missing co-workers, office miscommunication, and an eerie new employee!!! All these mundane terrors and more await our heroes as they begin…THURSDAY. Welcome back to Desks & Dayjobs: come for the opening bits, stay for the famous cameras in the basement.

The Hoffman Chronicles, Vol 2, Episode 22: GD, L, GD

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Season 3, Episode 3: Yogurt Jeopardy

Season 3, Episode 3: Yogurt Jeopardy

It’s time for the last act of our “Music Attending Extravaganza” quest! Glam-rocker/jerkbutt Frobisher Jehuty is trying to sabotage Agnes’ set and it’s up to The Bulldogs to save the day! By horribly sabotaging Frobisher’s set! Will they successfully stop this pretentious menace, or will they find that acting like a jerk to stop a jerk just makes you the jerk? Damn, does this quest conclude with our heroes earning a moral? Eh, not really. 

Season 3, Episode 2: We Are Toilet Horse

Season 3, Episode 2: We Are Toilet Horse

It’s part two of our “Music Attending Extravaganza” quest and the band plays on! The band in question is, or course, Toilet Horse, and they’re…an acquired taste. As our heroes listen to the Doom-ska stylings of Toilet Horse, they take some time to meet the denizens of the Punch Bowl, and way more time roasting DM Alex for his STUPID emcee character. What a dope! 

Season 2, Episode 13: The Legend of Scratchy’s Gold

Season 2, Episode 13: The Legend of Scratchy’s Gold

Time to face the music (and lines!). As The Bulldogs follow Alan Bloodskull deep into the bowels of the courthouse, they meet an adorable old man who may or may not have a lot of gold, wade through some greasy shag carpet, and finally corner their foe for a climactic showdown. Will they be able to stop Alan in time? Or will they realize when they get there they have no plan? Yeah, it’s that.