When the world is in peril and doesn’t even know it, the agents of Fantasy Force Four are there to take care of business, push it to the limit, and get EXTREME! In this excitingly-stupid action movie one-shot adventure by Desks & Dayjob, Fantasy Force Four is hot on the trail of super-mercenary Victor Silverclaw to stop him and his rogue squadron of hobgoblins from unleashing their doomsday weapon - The DragonFire Device - on an unsuspecting world. Can four badass mercs make it through Silverclaw’s mountaintop compound, defeat well-armed guards, and stop him before he launches his attack or will King City be incinerated? We’ll see in this hi-octane-soaked, explosion-&-swear-word-filled, muscle-flexing, ass-kicking D&D adventure!
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