Danny Schill and Dan Muller love interviewing celebrities. Celebrities like Tonya Harding, Ted Nugent and other, less crazy, famous people. They like to ask probing questions to these celebrities. Problem is, they're terrible at booking them. It's We Book Celebrities.
Danny Schill
Danny Schill is a stand up in Chicago. He is a co-producer and co-host of the stand-up show “The Love Below”; writer, performer and video editer on the live talk show “Talk Show, Interrupted”; plays drums for the comedy band “Titty Citty”; and hosts the podcast “We Book Celebrities” with the very funny Dan Muller. His current job is writing, editing and producing commercials for the Classic Television Station, MeTV, where he has worked with the Chicago Horror Host, Svengoolie. Danny’s comedy is transforming from “okay” to “better,” so keep an eye out on this one. You can contact him atbabaabak@gmail.com.
Dan Muller
Dan Muller is a comedian who performs mostly for other comedians. Does that make him funny? Well, someone out there probably has an opinion on that. Dan also co-hosts the We Book Celebrities podcast. He is a Chicago resident who likes to eat lunch and ride bikes.
- Episodes -
Timothy Treadwell (Grizzly Man) is somehow on the show! We talk about what he's been up to since his supposed passing, ice skating bears and much more.
Steven Seagal enters the apartment where we talk about his many forms of martial arts, his life as a movie star and a fake cop, the time he raided a Cockfighting Ring only to euthanize all 100 roosters and much more. Special thanks to comedian Elliot Lerner.
DJ Khaled arrives to the apartment where we discuss his many business ventures, who he has beef with, his new book "The Keys (And How To Succeed At Them)" and much more. Special Thanks to Sohrab Foroozesh.
Dan Muller and Danny Schill are back with an all new We Book Celebrities! Misfits frontman Glenn Danzig makes his way into the apartment and lays out the truth about werewolves. Special thanks to Peter Kemme!
Miley Cyrus shows up to the apartment! She talks about her obsession with dead animals and Dan's love of "We Can't Stop" ~ Recorded last year.
Larry King shows up to the apartment and shares some of his interviewing knowledge as well as some terrifying stories about deep sea fishing with his wife.
Child star and watcher of dead people Haley Joel Osment is invited into the apartment. Dan wears some purple sweatpants and Danny whispered into a 9-year-old girl's ear.
Nicolas Cage shows up to the apartment with some new financial endeavors and learns what a "flop" is. Special thanks to Brandon Kirkman!
Dan and Danny weren't able to find a celebrity who would agree to their weird terms, so they're going solo this episode. Dan doesn't trust his oven and Danny might've sat in pee.
Jim Carrey is invited into the apartment, but has some problems with a Rhino. Chicago comic Nick Dlouhy excitedly joins us and reveals that he, somehow, loves The Majestic.
After searching every dumpster, bird's nest and glove compartment, the Long Lost Proposal Episode has been found! Danny discusses his plans on how to propose to his girlfriend with Dan, it's a nice bonding moment for the two. Too bad Tom Cruise had to show up and interrupt.
LeBron James is invited to the apartment! Dan is betrayed by LeBron yet again and Danny learns about Bee Kites.
Clint Eastwood shows up to the apartment, but he sounds a little off. Dan loves Mondays and Danny got into a fight.
Guy Fieri shows up to the apartment and proves why he's the king of Flavor Town. Thanks to special guest Jacob Lowrey!
Horror master R.L. Stine is invited into the apartment! Danny realizes he's terrified of his girlfriend getting possessed and Dan hates snakes on a personal level.
Meat Loaf and his handler show up to the apartment! It gets really weird really fast. Special thanks to Colby Cusick.
Winona Ryder is invited into the apartment! Dan is a good ole Christian boy and Danny got arrested.
Morrissey shows up to the apartment! Danny realizes he might actually know some Morrissey songs and Dan might be hurt.
John Mayer is invited into the apartment! Stories come spilling out, some for the very first time. This is Danny's favorite episode so far.
Ted Nugent shows up to the apartment and discovers his true self. And Danny kills his first deer.
Danny and Dan invite David Schwimmer into the apartment! They realize neither of them like David.
Chris Rock couldn't make it, so his cousin shows up to infuriate Dan and Danny. Special thanks to Noah Rocklin.