In this tale from the timeline of NPC Inc., we leave behind the 80s warehouse of NPC Inc. for the 70s offices of Blackhorn & Bloodskull, where three devious lawyers are prepping for a very important case. But at B&B, disco and deceit are king, embodied by the cruel heads of the firm, Dan Blackhorn and Albert Bloodskull. Can a cold hearted legal inquisitor with a mysterious history, a malicious trial lawyer compelled to win at all costs, and a manipulative paralegal with a taste for torturing interns put aside their glaring personality flaws to prove themselves to their evil bosses? Or will drugs and dancing distract them from the case and give the most selfish people in the room an irresistible opportunity to ruin each other?
Our heroes have caught up with the Lunch Eater in the warehouse and June is ready to face him in a lift off to win back the missing toaster oven fuse! Can the party’s softball superstar defeat the meat-fueled maniac before his ham-fed followers weird out the rest of the Green Team? And once they escape the warehouse, will our heroes be able to wrap up with the day uneventfully, or will distractions, confrontations, and secret offers put them on a wayward course to an important Wednesday??
Greetings dear listeners! Our heroes have returned from lunch after successfully securing an order from Blue Star Hotdogs for the Lunch Masquerade. But as they head back to the warehouse they find their workplace a chaotic scene of disgruntled party guests and a recently ransacked break room. Can our heroes split up to both keep planning the bird-themed-if-you-feel-like-it masquerade and solve the mystery of who broke the toaster oven? Find out in this exciting episode that will have you screaming “OPEN THE FOLDED HAM! JUST OPEN IT, IT’S CLEARLY A CLUE!”
Tuesday begins, dear listeners. Our heroes are ready to face the day with renewed strength, and for one of them, an unusual hunger. Can our heroes make it through a new day at NPC Inc and balance their usual tasks with bringing Mr. Lowe’s party plans to fruition? Will a sidebar to Blue Star Hotdogs smooth things over with Mr. Verok? What will happen when one of the party members is suddenly compelled to wear a very very funny hat? Find out in this exciting episode filled with credit cards, tape guns, and the return of a familiar foe…
Greetings dear listeners! Our heroes are wrapping up their Monday after a dramatic lunch. Time to get back to work and not think about the revenge that Fang might be planning! Can our heroes muster the energy to end the day strong, or did the Shipping Council’s extra assignments for the day put them too far behind? Find out in this exciting installment filled with surprise inspections, surprise encounters, and an end of day meeting with dire consequences for one member of the Green Team. "I hate Mondays, Jonathon" - Garfiend
Greetings dear listeners! Our heroes (or at least two of them!) have found the hidden statue garden of Jasper Basa, the manager of receiving. What wisdom does this extra tall employee have for June and Matt, and what does he know about the lost history of Green Team? After that and some truly exciting package taping (seriously!) our heroes head to the lunch room and witness a celebration for The Seekers’ most recent winning of Team of the Week. Will the pizza party stay chill? Or are the rowdiest employees of NPC Inc waiting to take a bite out of crust…and the Green Team?
Monday continues, dear listener! Our party is split as Dimetra navigates the maze of paperwork after her fall. As the others try to pick up the pieces of a Monday that’s going off the rails, Dimetra delves deep into a dark maze of legalese and hides from a malevolent presence from long ago... Will Dimetra make it out of the maze and back to her team before lunch? What will the rest of the Green Team get into without their de facto leader? Get ready for a thrilling tale of middle managers, haunted documents, and mysteries of NPC Inc’s past coming to light...
Greetings, dear listeners! Our heroes are ready to start week two at NPC Inc! After resting their ankles, enjoying some ham and eggs, and visiting a very charming flower shop, the Green Team heads to work to find out about their new duties (courtesy of Quinn and Mr. Lowe) and start their work week. But in the delicate ecosystem of the NPC Inc Shipping facility, standing out makes you a target for extra chores and scrutiny. Can our heroes keep the peace while planning Mr. Lowe’s Wednesday Masquerade? Or will the weight of extra responsibility (and boxes) cause cracks to appear in their team (and spines)?
Greetings, dear listener! Our heroes are ready to enjoy their weekends, but first we have a little business to get to: leveling up! Tune in to hear DM Hobert and the players going over their level four features before our heroes head off to do some day drinking to come up with a plan for “Operation Rawdog.” Can our heroes agree on a method for clearing their name with Steven Verok so they can be un-banned from Blue Star Hotdogs? Or will their tendencies to be nice, defiant, and/or conniving get in the way of coming up with a plan that won’t leave everyone feeling stinky? Guest starring Paul Dano as “The Riddler.”
Our heroes are ready to enjoy the weekend, dear listeners! But before they can savor Saturday and Sunday, Dimetra has a dinner date with Daniel, her intensely menacing brother. Get ready for a quest to the heart of Chicago’s Giant Italy neighborhood, where soaring architecture looms as large as the pasta portions. Will Dimetra be able to navigate The Ring? Will she enjoy her promised pizza? Or will Daniel ambush her with prying questions, shocking news, and a glass of wine so dry it’s like drinking sand? Find out in this episode, I’m not going to spoil it here!
Greetings, dear listener! Our heroes are so close to the end of Friday that they can almost taste it! Which is a good thing, because they’re definitely not tasting lunch after being kicked out of Blue Star Hot Dogs. Can our heroes find food back in the warehouse to sustain their afternoon of work, the final day of their first week? Get ready for action (finding and shipping packages) and adventure (talking to coworkers) as our heroes wrap up their work week. Who will be crowned Team of the Week? Will Tina freak out when she finds out her key is missing? And what awaits Quinn in Mr. Lowe’s office, and will they see him alone or tell the others about their plan to pay the sinister manager a visit? Find out in this exciting episode brought to you by Bits and Big Tobacco!
Hark, dear listeners! Our heroes have escaped the office of Mr. Lowe and are ready to finally start their Friday. Will their encounter with their intense boss sour the mood of the day? Or did the crazy-eyed, but charismatic, Mr. Lowe make a strong connection with one of the Green Team members? Find out in this thrilling installment in our tale, filled with twists, turns, statues, garnishes, and consequences of lunches past…
Greetings, dear listeners! Our heroes have quenched their thirst on Thirsty Thursday, and are ready for Friday (after spending some time icing their ankles and talking to dear ol’ Mom and Dad). But Friday has a sinister surprise for the Green Team in the form of an invitation to meet with the mysterious boss of NPC Inc. Shipping: Mr. Lowe. What evil lurks in the upstairs office, guarding the executive bathroom and waiting for unsuspecting employees to wander down the dreary hall to his malicious office chambers? Find out in this thrilling tale and learn a little about yourself by taking the Orwing-Gregsteen Test!
Greetings, listeners! Dimetra is in peril! Lured into the dimly lit dance floor at The Lair, she’s been pulled into a dreary dance to the music of goth-y synths. Can the rest of the Green Team find her amongst the swaying bodies and twinkling lights, or will they too be pulled into the dance? And what happens when the music stops and the lively crowd wants a quick drink before the next band, the (locally) legendary four-piece GemDragon? Find out in this thrilling episode that’ll have you asking “who is Jim Dragon?”
Greetings, dear listeners! Our heroes have wrapped a hectic day and are ready to quench their thirst for fun by joining the rest of the shippers for Thirsty Thursday, a weekly outing for drinks organized by Megan the Huntress. Can our heroes keep up with their NPC coworkers and their powerful punches? Or will a pint glass of booze spell disaster for the smallest bladders in the party? Enjoy this exciting night out adventure or be banished to the Far Realm!
Greetings, dear listeners! Our heroes have finished their Wednesday work and head forth for a little down time before Thursday’s adventures. But life isn’t all craft drawers and dancing babies for the Green Team, sometimes you oversleep and injure your ankle and fall down! Both metaphorically and literally! And to make matters worse, as our heroes face a rough start to the day, a new threat to the peace of the shipping room rears its from the front desk!
It’s Wednesday afternoon, dear listeners, and our heroes are looking for some “W”s to make up for their previous day of “L”s. With their stomachs full-ish and their smoking needs satiated-ish, our heroes set out on adventure, and by that we mean an afternoon of hard work in the warehouse! Will their efforts pan out better this afternoon? Or will some poor rolls cause them to drift into the work area of a strange, off-tune new threat that even the Shelvers fear? Grab a tape gun and step up to the starting line of an exciting episode where we talk about nuts a lot!
Greetings, dear listeners! Our heroes have survived their first day on their own and are ready for more shipping and receiving on what seems to be a pretty standard Wednesday. But Wednesdays can be deceiving! Will our heroes make it through the morning with their high spirits intact, or have their efforts (and mishaps) been noticed by the other shipping teams who might want to help or hinder? We recommend that you Google worms and cookies before listening to this episode, you’re going to need to know what both look like in order to understand some of the jokes.
Tuesday continues, dear listeners, as our weary workers take a much-needed lunch break. But there’s something lurking in the break room, and its foul sandwich threatens to undo the peaceful respite for the bagged-lunchers of NPC Inc. Can our heroes dispel the foul smell? Or will they lose more than their lunch to this new, eerie, protein-gorging coworker? Find out in this exciting episode filled with bad smells, worse rolls, and cookie consequences!
Greetings, Dear Listeners! A new day is about to dawn for the heroes of NPC Inc, but first they decide to have a drink at a friendly dive and figure out what their goals are as coworkers and people. Sounds pretty sweet, right? Like they might all be growing as friends and people? Sure would be a shame if the next day turned a little sour on them and they struggled with their workload and had to deal with hostile coworkers, right? Surely that won’t happen. Unless it does? Ah geez, I’m terrible at keeping secrets, it definitely does! Tune in to see how this Terrible Tuesday begins!
