“I’m just gonna SNEAK right past ya, grab the ranch,” you say. Your hand clasps the Costco bottle of Hidden Valley Ranch. As you pick up the plastic bottle, you notice that it is...rather light. Alarmingly light. You tighten your grip, in case you need to muster all your strength to squeeze the dregs from the bottom. You tilt it, turning it completely upside down over your pizza crusts.
And nothing comes out.
