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The Hoffman Chronicles, Chapter 32: The Dual Duel

It’s mere hours before the Big Concert and our heroes are split between the green room at The Dragon Known as Lincoln Hall and the nearby country-western bar Possum Jones’ Bar & Grill. Get ready for some action, dear listener, as our heroes leap into two simultaneous battles: The Green Room Scuffle and the Barroom Brawl. WOW! Two battles in one episode? I hope everyone’s ok! It would really put a damper on the concert if half the cast died on their way there! Who do you think will be battle MVP? Maxwell? Tory? Thaddeus? Stuart? Gerbbi? Agnes? Hobe? Beardkowski?? Tune in for exciting conversational combat and maybe you’ll learn the true meaning of friendship!

In this episode

  • Tory is the DM now! Look at her!

  • Stuart slams Drake (the Drake)

  • Agnes undercuts a dramatic moment for drink tickets

  • Maxwell finally takes down Jon, Garfield’s enemy

  • And Gerbbi gets critical…and critical again

Featuring “Fuzz Walkabout’” by Teknoaxe (http://www.reverbnation.com/teknoaxe), “Rural Stride” by Josh Kirsch

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