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A Miracle on NPC. St. 3: Merry Pissmas

Ho Ho Ho! It’s me, Santa Claus! I know you’ve been trying to be good all year, and guess what? You failed! But that’s ok, I can tell you really tried and so I have this special gift for you: another Desks & Dayjobs Holiday Special! Oh Ho Ho! The look on your face! You seem, happy? Confused? That’s ok! I think you’ll enjoy this year’s holiday party at holly, jolly NPC Inc. Our coworkers have assembled with a couple of special guests to exchange gifts, drink frosty beverages, eat ham, and honestly, talk about piss way too much. It’s a festive free-for-all once again that doesn’t end in a brawl, but briefly devolves into one. We’re sorry for the title of this episode, Ho Ho Ho!

In this episode

Rainforest takes another level in girlfriend

Maxwell manga-splains his gift

Gerbbi decks the halls with Godzilla

Agnes designs a fantasy footwear brand

Tory’s just here for the ham

Hobe wins his War on Christmas

And Stuart goes full, jingly elf

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A Miracle on NPC. St. 3: Merry Pissmas Desks & Dayjobs