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The Hoffman Chronicles, Chapter 9: A.B.K (Always Be Kobolds)

Oh, dear listener, I hope you weren’t on the edge of your seat after our last episode, because if you were then this part of my tale will make you fall right on the floor! Our heroes are split, with Brube, Agnes, and Stuart being held captive by mundane conversation and Maxwell being caught up in a real pickle (not that pickles aren’t great! Let’s be fair to pickles, everyone). Listen now to my tale and hear a story of betrayal, envy, and Fantasy Netflix! 

In this episode:

Maxwell is Mr. Mr. Salesman

Agnes does her best Twisted Sister

Stuart goes half-elf to half-elf

And Brube does a rope trick

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